WHEEEE!!!

2009-04-26T18:09:00.004+08:00

IT'S TIME TO CHANGE BLOG AGAIN! YAY!

http://www.yammmmmmy.blogspot.com

WHOOOSHHHH!

It is 6m-s. HAHAHAHAHA.

Rainbow after a Rain

2009-04-24T22:35:00.003+08:00

There is always a rainbow after a thunderstorm.

Somehow, that saying doesn't seem to really apply to real life huh. So I guess it's those random fairy tale happily ever after endings which never do happen. And here I am, stuck in kindergarten, wishing that things would just go back to normal. But then again, what is normal. Back to what we were before, pretending to lead a happily life when some of us are just crying inside? For what, to make everyone know that we are normal and a bunch of happily ever after fairytale characters?

Words said never made such an impact onto me. Sentences just keep repeating and repeating over in my head and no matter how hard I try to fight it off, it just doesn't seem to be working. It just chants over and over again in my brain, and it makes me think and think and think, it makes me feel as if I have been wasting my time all this while.

And I know I haven't been the bestfriend to you for these past few days. And yes I mean you, and you know who you are. I thought it was easy to stay in the centre, being on good terms with both sides but it's not as simple as I think. I guess my human nature just makes me drift off course again, and I seem to underestimate my feelings. I always thought I could manage to keep a clear head, no matter what the scenario, take a step back, see the big picture. But at times like this I feel like a little kid, unsure or anything to do at all. But yet, at times where I'm alone, I manage to see the big picture. Subconsciously, I remember how you stood up for me, sacrificed for me and all that I can do is just this. And I feel really lousy. It might be too late to do anything now, I don't know. But at least there would be pretty memories that I can take with me.

And now, all that I can do is just to pray that things would work out, somehow.

Jesus, take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go

So give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on
Jesus, take the wheel

HollOywood.

2009-04-23T18:44:00.003+08:00

Word of the Day: Holloywood.

If you can't spot the mistake, then you're dumb. Like it's quite obvious eh? Guess who spelt it..... The Oh-so-Magnificent(though not as magnificent as me) Leong Yan Yi. Smartness spelt Hollywood as Holloywood. Such wonderful spelling!

Ok, I'm supposed to be at tuition now or at least studying for chemistry test, which is tomorrow. But the inner pig in me is acting up right now, refusing to get my big fat blob of an ass off the chair. Oh well, I still HAVE to go for tuition anyway. Cos I'm the Kumon Baby(as according to mag). LOL.

Beatrice the future America's Next Top Model or better still, the cover girl of FHM.
She is DEMURE and FEMININE. WOW. Such potential model qualities within her.

Ben&Jerry Free Cone Day

2009-04-21T21:21:00.004+08:00

Today was Ben&Jerry Free Cone Day. So being the typical Singaporeans that we were, of course we just HAD to go down there and get a free scoop. But sadly, we went to United Square which was seriously FLOODED with people. Practically the entire floor was filled with people(well, mainly students). So we decided to "flaunt our wealth" and BUY ice-cream instead of queueing up like aunties at a hawker centre, just to get that miserable amount of ice-cream, though it is free. And my sister got 3 cones of ice-cream cos she went to the one at the zoo! Next time must be smarter, go to the ulu-ulu places. They should open a Ben&Jerry at Pulau Ubin or something. That should be ulu enough.

So here are the pictures! Ok, tilt your head 90degrees to the left/right/up/down(my sense of direction sucks) cos I'm simply too lazy to rotate all of them. Careful you don't get neck cramps though.

Cabby! You so hungry till you have to eat your spoon? I know you have ~~metal teeth~~ braces but still!

Esther, the potential of a sales person advertising plastic spoons!

Me, being the retard that I am. I look constipated! Gosh!

Sophia! Stop playing peek-a-boo! So childish!

Mabel is acting baby! Okay, maybe because she is too shy to show her teeth without her braces.

Group shot! And like one shot of the ice-cream before it's devoured by ~~monsters~~ us.

Mabel I can see your teeth now! Looks kind of weird. Like seriously, every time she talks or laugh or anything. I'm reminded of Charyl's teeth cos they look EXACTLY the same. So it proves that braces make you have prototype teeth! Unoriginality. And I have this urge to colour Mabel's teeth to make it seem like there's braces.

It's a roller coaster ride of emotions, reflections and everything else for the past few days. Thankfully, I have people around me who help to keep me going and all. And surprisingly, it comes from those people who I have never expected it from. The very lame lame jokes, conversations which make me laugh like a 5-year-old-kid, and random sentences which crack me up.

"Pick food court to go and eat, cos it's the cheapest. And somemore, you are buying me lunch. I'm helping you to save money."

HAHAHAHAHA LOL.

One Way, Jesus.

2009-04-19T21:57:00.003+08:00

Went to church today after quite some time. Message was pretty thought-provoking. Made me think about how ready I actually to defend God, how strong is my faith. And I'm glad to say that my faith is pretty strong. Though haven't been going there for some time, I sort of do quiet-time. Ok, actually its not technically quiet time cos I don't refer to the bible and stuff. But there are some questions in my head all the time questioning and doubting my faith towards God. And I've been praying. And signed up for church camp, hoping to be able to renew my faith and all the other yadayada with God.

Okay fine, my faith is not that strong. Cos now I'm damn fucking pissed and irritated. FuckTheWorld. How I wish my house would have a Black Hole right now and swallow me.

-rolls eyes like crazy-

Concert?

2009-04-18T18:29:00.003+08:00

HOHO. My parents are now going to watch this concert! It's my mum's birthday present from me! Okay, actually it came free with the phone when I bought it. So I just gave it to my parents since I was totally not interested in it as I have no idea whotheheck this woman is.

So now, I'm alone at home and its damn freaking warm! GAH! I'm perspiring like CRAZY.

ZHAO PIANS!

2009-04-17T21:46:00.005+08:00

Esther:"What's your problem man?"

Mugging. Well, sort of.

YanYi! Your hand is vanishing into thin air! :O

HOHOHO. My MC to leave school early!

EnQi and her bruise bruise! Now I also have. Your fault!

They were supposed to be mugging! But they JUST had to laugh.

THIS is what I mean by mugging.

International Friendship Day.

The "Attractive" prizes and Mabel's macaroni mixed fruits with mayonnaise sauce.

How. Attractive.

The "Attractive" prizes with cabby's Mango with sticky rice.

Mango yes, sticky rice NO. Big NONONONO.

I learnt something new today!

Myanmar became an independent state on 4th January 1948.

ftw!

2009-04-15T21:29:00.005+08:00

ftw!

Cabby: Freaky Tin's Wife! (to Mabel) Ha!
Me: Ok, I knew but just for kicks. Fuck The What! HAHAHAHAHA!
Sophia: FUCK THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

There's like this sudden obsession over BO YANG. Which is so utterly lame and not funny. DeeDumDum(name has been changed to coughcertaincough reasons) the gummy bear has been decolourised, broken into half and on the floor due to heavy torrential rains when we last checked. So here's an obituary for it.

Obituary:

Name: DeeDumDum the Gummy Bear

D.O.B: 7th April 2009

Characteristics: Orange, Chewy(LOL), Teddy-Bear Shaped, Being squashed in between a twine and a CD(poor thing)

Day of Death: 15th April 2009 (Saddening, only 1 week and 1 day old)

Family Members: Fellow Gummy Bears, Beanz.

Please pray for DeeDumDum the Gummy Bear that he/she/it might meet God in Heaven. In a whole body. And for it's family members that they would be able to cope with the grief of losing DeeDumDum, especially it is such a gruesome death.

LOL.

Happy Birthday Mummy!

2009-04-13T22:03:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!

I just realised that I don't have any pictures with mummy alone! ): That's so saddening. But oh well, I can take some with her. Someday. :B

Anyway, today was such a retarded/awesome/fun day! I finally got my new phone. YAY! It's like super thin. And it came with complimentary tickets to some person's concert. So I gave it to my parents since I totally don't care. See? I'm such a nice daughter! But sadly, I can't like transfer songs since my computer is so lao-kok-kok.

Mummy bought me an ELMO shirt. To fulfil the inner kid within me. She called me childish for saying that shirt was cute! I saw a woman who was dressed head to toe in PURPLE. Pretty much like me yesterday but at least I had some body parts which were not covered in purple. Mummy told me to go and ask her to be my godmother. Since we both like purple so much.

And my dad is so blur! He stood waiting at J8 for don't know where for like half an hour. We didn't even know where he was so we just went home so he was standing there. OMG! Dammit funnaye!

Me, mum & sis: -Walking home. Just underneath our block-

Suddenly, mummy gets a call.

Mum: "Hello?"

Dad:"Where are you all?"

Mum:"We are walking home already. Just underneath the block."

Dad:"Oh really? I waiting for you guys at J8, don't know where you go. You all go home already?"

Mum:"HAHAHAH. Yeah, we go home already."

HAHAHA. My dad so funny! Didn't realise that we weren't coming after half an hour. Bet he was reading his book again!

Moral of the story:"Don't read a book when waiting for someone."

Happy Birthday Charyl!

2009-04-12T18:42:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARYL LEE JIA JIN!

You are finally 15! One more year till you can ~~get jailed~~ watch NC16 movies! It's been fun having a mushroom like you for a friend. And all the movies that you watched with me. Ok, actually not alot. About 3 only? And thanks for all the fun times we had. I'm not going to list them ALL out cos it would take pretty much forever. And now we are in different classes cos you went to take Romeo&Juliet and I took Hitler. So happy birthday to you and remember not to eat too much cake so that you wouldn't get fat. Your present would have to wait till....... someday.

ANYWAY, on a side note(HA! I refuse to let charyl have one post to herself). Was watching TV and David Archuleta was on and he was so retarded!

"Hello everybody! I'm David Archuleta and you are watching Prime Time Morning. Guess who is the special guest on the show later? -pauses for a moment- ME!"

Britney? Dad? No link.

2009-04-11T20:54:00.004+08:00

:O

My dad is playing Britney Spears songs! XAMAGA! I was damn shocked. Halfway through using the computer, I hear Britney Spears songs blaring through my dad's laptop. Didn't know my dad was so hip eh? Especially since this afternoon when he wanted to watch 'The Golden Years' which was showing on Channel8. Gosh!

Not bad, not bad at all. My dad is starting to catch up with the 21st century. After 9 years, FINALLY some progress. Though still abit lag, but not bad, have improvement. Ha!

Red Flesh Imp bag! Burnin Hot! I wanna buy!
-hints to claudia to go with me and buy bag. AGAIN-

Lesbian Alert!

2009-04-10T23:12:00.003+08:00

Went out with Claudia today to buy my new school bag. Which is PURPLE with POLKA DOTS! :D HAHAHAHA. Which is like gay shitzos but I'm gay anyway? :O

But now, I feel like buying the RED one from Flesh Imp(or whatever spelling). Though I prefer the orange one, but since Beatrice has that. I shall not act copy her and buy the red one.

I bought gay and bimbotic stuff too! OMG. I cannot believe I actually did that. My parents were making fun of my froggie necklace! ): Apparently, I'm engaged to the other person who has the other frog? OMG! I turned LESBIAN! :O :O :O nah, just kidding only.

Adam Lambert THE bomb

2009-04-09T22:05:00.003+08:00

Watching American Idol on Channel5 right now. Results show, though I already know who's going to be out but heck. And Adam Lambert was THE BOMB! I didn't watch his performance. But it had to be great for Simon Cowell to actually give him a standing ovation, since the only few times Simon does give a standing ovation is when the winner of American Idol is crowned. Other than that, I don't really remember him standing up and all. So yeah, who cares if Adam Lambert is gay man. He is damn awesome!

Angels or Devils

2009-04-09T17:37:00.003+08:00

Angels or Devils- Dishwalla

this is the last time
that I'm ever gonna come here tonight
this is the last time - I will fall
into a place that fails us all - inside

I can see the pain in you
I can see the love in you
but fighting all the demons will take time
it will take time

the angels they burn inside for us
are we ever
are we ever gonna learn to fly
the devils they burn inside of us
are we ever gonna come back down
come around
I'm always gonna worry about the things that could make us cold

this is the last time
that I'm ever gonna give in tonight
are there angels or devils crawling here?
I just want to know what blurs and what is clear - to see

still I can see the pain in you
and I can see the love in you
and fighting all the demons will take time
it will take time

the angels they burn inside for us
are we ever
are we ever gonna learn to fly
the devils they burn inside of us
are we ever gonna come back down - come around
I'm always gonna worry about the things that could break us

if I was to give in - give it up
- and then
take a breath - make it deep
cause it might be the last one you get
be the last one
that could make us cold
you know that they could make us cold
I'm always gonna worry about the things that could make us cold

Pretty cool song. Though it sounds kind of emo and stuff, and the band does look emo. But the lyrics are meaningful, well at least to me that is.

Pick-up lines are SUPER cheesy! Almost made me gag today.

"Is your father a terrorist? Cos you are the BOMB!"

"Life without you is like a broken pencil. It's pointless!"

Charlyn doesn't like guys with chest hair! HAHAHAHAHA. So any guy who likes her should go and get their chest hair waxed. :O O.U.C.H.

Weird Conversations

2009-04-08T18:40:00.005+08:00

It's so amazing how random conversations can be. Take yesterday and today for example. Yesterday, we started to talk about tattoos and in the end had a debate on whether tattoos were good. Something like the euthanasia discussion thing going on.

And today, we first started talking about pads for weird absurd reasons, then it somehow moved on to tampons, and then it somehow linked to the sec3 leadership camp which we would be going in a month's time. Then we started talking about the cemeteries which were near the campsites, and started about finding toilet partners to with in the middle of the night.

Then chinese, we started talking about class chalet. And it linked to a discussion on whether to watch horror movies during the chalet. Then it somehow linked to the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop. And we were arguing on whether it was good or not. Then we started talking about horror movies again, saying whether American horror movies were better or Japanese ones were

better. And talking about how lame horror movies were at times.

Then we would start talking about the food stash at my table there. That the food was getting boring. And we need to buy more fresh new stuff to eat, like MACS. But that loser enqi don't want to help me buy! ): Anyway, I bought more food today. And it's going into the "corner of the classroom which is flooded with food and jiaxian's rubbish". HAHAHAHA

2009-04-07T18:47:00.002+08:00

Went to support artistic gym today. It reminded me of my primary school gym days. HAHA. But it was seriously a waste of my entire afternoon. Like from what I have seen, I don't think that st nicks can actually win this thing. Like SERIOUSLY, the skill of their movements are not that great and they don't actually execute their moves that well. Just taking a look at NYGH, RGS, SSS & SCGS. And you think that St Nick's gym team sucks lah. Those guys are trying high difficulty moves and stuff, and all that we do is like what. Cartwheel on the beam and then somersault off it? There was only one person who was up to expectations. Giving more difficult moves and actually doing it well.

So if St Nicks get like 5th position. And everyone thinks that its very good, it's not. Cos there are only 5 teams? LOL.

98.7 comes to St. Nicks

2009-04-06T16:10:00.007+08:00

98.7fm came to our school today. Kind of cool. But the thing is, they came to talk about our bodies, pads and tampons. Like whotheheck sends DJs(Rozz and Desiree) to come and talk about this kind of stuff? And I thought that they would come and talk about more cool stuff. Disappointed.

Anyway, Rozz was pretty cool, well at least cooler than the other DJ. And just look at that tattoo! It's like just dang cool for crying out loud! Sorry, I have this thing for tattoos. HAHA. But not those kind of disgusting dragons and rubbish which look so totally ah-beng and totally trying to act cool. -rolls eyes-

Anyway, on another note. Beatrice & Mag suck! Cos they so cleverly went take chops and chopped my FACE, TWICE. And my hands like gabillion times. And they almost got my blouse. Like they are ANIMALS I tell you, animals. So like my hand has like blobs of green on it now. If I get skin cancer, it's all their fault.

2009-04-05T17:41:00.002+08:00

Went to church today. Like finally after more than a month or so? Okay, abit is 2 months never go. But message was meaningful today. Made me think about my faith as a christian. The amount of time that I have been actually spending with God for these 2 months when I didn't go to church. And I realised it was pretty little, though not like never. But oh wells.

Good Friday Musical! Saturday Saturday! Hahahaha. It's supposed to be Good FRIDAY. But it also shows on Saturday. So I'm going after YF. :D Yes, I'm going back to YF after a like gazillion gabillion years. :D

2009-04-04T15:46:00.003+08:00

drained.

Sometimes, your best just isn't enough. Just really tired right now. And it's not just physically. Life is just this vicious cycle going round and round again. Gosh, when will all the drama stop? Enough is enough. This game has got to stop now. All those fake masks have got to go. It would sooner or later anyway. It's just a matter of time. The toughest mask would wear and tear over time. And all that's left is just the ugly truth.

JELLY~~~~~~

2009-04-03T22:04:00.002+08:00

I'm feeling like really JELLY now. Especially my fingers. Playing more than half an hour of Word Challenge takes the blood out of your fingers. Like I'm serious. And it's not like broken rounds. It is half an hour of the SAME game. Really tiring! Hands were like spasming after playing. HAHAHA.

Bleah, daddy took the mouse away from my comp.So now I keep putting my hand like where the mouse is and it's NOT THERE. Happened more than 10 times already. GAH! And now I have to reach my hand up to the upper part of the table to scroll from the mousepad! Gosh!

I'm really sleepy now. Tired out. Shag.

Can't draw for nuts? Draw 3.

2009-04-02T22:19:00.002+08:00

Quotes of the day:

"Jia Xian can't draw for(four) nuts, she can draw three nuts"

"Cute is BIG head, SMALL body."

O Captain, My Captain

2009-04-01T17:20:00.003+08:00

This movie is like absolutely the WORST movie that I have watched in my whole entire life. It's like even much worse than MAMMA MIA, which I thought that nothing could get worst than that. I'd rather watch like 5 Mamma Mia then watch this loser movie again.

And it's like supposed to be a comedy. But guess what? I didn't even laugh throughout the entire movie. Like am I supposed to laugh when the guy rolls on the floor because he is too fat? This kind of comedy is like 3rd grade comedy.

I cannot actually believe that I spent $6 on this lousy movie, and wasted like 1 hour of my life just to watch this mentally challenged.

Like seriously, this show sucks to the max man. I have no idea why anyone would like this movie. It's like the epitome of suckish! Nobody in the right mine would actualy watch this movie AND enjoy it.

Gosh, I needed to get it out from my system. Anyway, today was April's Fool Day! And my class played a prank on Miss Ng. Well, we wanted to play it on Mr Wong and Miss Rockey but both of them didn't come to school. Spoilers! But anyway, it was like really damn cool and we are like the coolest class in like the history of classes. :D

We turned our tables around so that it was facing the noticeboard instead of the whiteboard. Then we locked the front door to prevent Ms Ng from coming through the front door and spoiling the fun. So when she came in, she was like laughing cos obviously she knew that it was a prank. Then the monitor said "Class Stand", then all of us one by one stood on our table, copying this show called Dead Poets' Society which Ms Ng showed us on like Monday. And then we greeted her by saying "O Captain, My Captain", which again was from the show, then we started cheering like crazy like after standing on the table and after greeting her. And Miss Tan said that we were very noisy. Then anyway, Ms Ng all of a sudden said "Oh, I forgot to tell you all. Today have comprehension test." And like the gullible students that we were, we believed it. And then she started laughing and then we realised that we were being pranked by her. Then she said that we were going to do oral, and we all knew that it was real. But being the people that we are, we obviously say that it was April Fool's joke. So that's the end of our class joke! YAY!

But anyway, i made cards today! As in like playing cards, but not like poker cards. Cos at first we were playing poker cards, like in the corner. But because it's like illegal in school or something, couldn't play. So created our very own cards to play. Then went like RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IN THE MIDDLE THERE LIKE IN FRONT OF MONITORS AND EVERYBODY and started playing. Cos it was technically legal cos they were technically NOT poker cards. But they still were, but anyone who saw it wouldn't recognize it cos have like our own way of reading it. And then the relief teacher walked in, and all of us just like look at her while playing our cards. And then went like "Oh. Teacher here." without like panicking to hide away the evidence or anything, which was like dammit funny and cool. :D

2009-03-31T20:36:00.002+08:00

Was watching this MindFreak gay shitzos thing and at first i was pretty impressed by him withstanding this weight until my dad decided to become the spoiler. So let's reveal this scheming plan of his and just spoil all the fun shall I? And what's up with all the freaking screaming and like orgasm or something. GAY!

ahem.... ok, lets start.
Firstly, the glass isnt even real. It's those kind of glass which stunt actors use, which like totally cannot even cut people. Even if they do, its only abit. And notice that how the perimeter of that blanket things has like all the big pieces of glass which IS real, while the center part is like small little bits who cannot even cut your skin. So when he steps on it and lie down, all the pain is like FAKE.

Next, that blanket thing. If I'm not mistaken, it is some high density foam which would actually like sink when the roller is like on top. So he doesn't feel that much pressure. Which also means that all those moaning and screaming and F words were like so damn fake. DOTS.

like GAY SHITZOS. i take pleasure in exposing illusionist's tricks and secrets. HAHA.

Dots

2009-03-31T18:33:00.004+08:00

I feel like so damn dots about something that i have to express my dissatisfaction and my dots-ness. It is pretty amusing to see people taking much pleasure in childish antics in order to make themselves feel better and degrade others when the others are like OBVIOUSLY muchmuchmuch better than them. Fools. But oh well, it is people like these who make others more superior cos WE(normal people) do not result to such insolant acts boost our self esteem. Cos we ARE good enough, and we have proven it.

Dim-witted.

Happy Birthday Nga!

2009-03-30T18:51:00.002+08:00

Went to Jack's Place to celebrate Nga's birthday today!

That loser went to order that DISGUSTING chicken mushroom baked rice or whatever disgusting thing which actually tastes like fried rice and you pay so much for some loser fried rice. But, I shall not continue to say anything bad about her cos it is her birthday. And we are such nice friends to sing for her happy birthday!

And Claudia missed me today! -cue for all to say AWWWWWWW!-
& today is the NO YAM DAY cause my whole day was yammy less. She was busy during recess! >:(

P.S. RJC uniform matches Jack's Place uniform.

Earth Hour

2009-03-29T21:09:00.004+08:00

Ooh. Earth Hour was like yesterday. And guess what? I didn't do it. Well, actually, my family did PLAN to do it. We tried to go for dinner at 830 to 930, but like being the pig that I was, I was hungry at 7. So the plan obviously failed.

But the greatest irony is this. Everyone is switching off the lights so as to save electricity, help to reduce global warming. But when everyone turns off the lights, they light up candles, which actually produce heat and turns oxygen into carbon dioxide, which would also lead to global warming. It might be less global warming as compared to switching on the lights, but it's still contributing! And furthermore, now we have less oxygen to breathe. Yay!

Quiz

2009-03-26T22:22:00.005+08:00

Quizzes! Hahaha. was doing it since i was like REALLY REALLY bored. :D whooosh!

clickclickclick!

And like surprisingly, its like quite true! other than the flirt and behave seductively! LOL

Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

JUNK FOOD!

2009-03-25T21:02:00.006+08:00

I feel like such a glutton manzxzxzx. Like I bought like TONS and TONS of food to 'stock up' in class for 9 o'clock breaks. HAHA. Let's see what I bought. 3 packs of red currant puffs, 1 packet of Pretz, 2 packets of wangwang, 1 tube of potato chips and 3 packets of kinder bueno. Talk about being a glutton eh?

Okayyyye, now I shall go and remorse and reflect upon my piggy actions. So let us all observe 1 minute of silence and silently contemplate shall we?

And I have decided to become ~~anorexic~~. HAHAHAHA. Yeah right. -rolls eyes-

Euthanasia

2009-03-24T17:33:00.006+08:00

EUTHANASIA

sensitive topic there. touchy touchy. have been doing that for english lessons for the past 2 days. made me think about stuff. its interesting how when the teacher asks the class to take sides about whether you are FOR euthanasia or AGAINST euthanasia, like all the christians would automatically go to the against euthanasia, and me being the rebel that i am, go to the for. it striked questions, questioned my faith towards god, maybe raised a few eyebrows and some disapproval, but of course being the thick-head that i am, it doesnt really change my stand.

actually, i dont see what the big fuss is about in my stand. like, its up to me what i want to do. i dont go for politically correct answers. and yes, i still do believe in God, Jesus and stuff. but there is a certain extent to my faith. i'm the kind of person who looks at facts and figures, i see what is actually being shown to me. and yes, there might be miracles which happened, but what are the chances? its pretty slim if you want to count. even if there is a slight possibility, is it big enough a percentage to keep hanging on. as the days go by, the chances get smaller.

and about the religiously not pleasing. its not pleasing for people to steal, but people still do it. its even in the 10 commandments that people should not covet. but people still do. no? like how many people wish that they have things that others had? even we christians do it. so we are like breaking the 10 commandments. so i dont think we are in any position to judge those who are sinful cos we are too. so if a person wants to commit euthanasia, who are we to judge that they are doing something morally incorrect?

well, technically this is just my opinion about this whole religion hoo-ha thing going on. people might not like what i say but that is just how i feel. i just say what i see. and this post might again raise some questions and thoughts about whether i do believe in God and stuff, and all that mojomojo going on. maybe a few criticisms, accusations. but heck. as i said. touchy topic. really really touchy.

PD for Qing Ming Festival

2009-03-22T20:28:00.005+08:00

today was like the most BORING pd i have ever done. like seriously boring till i prefer to watch a soap opera. ok, maybe not. but yeah. it was the epitome of boringness. oh gosh. i wasted 6 hours there. and i couldnt collect CIP hours! someone has GOT to pay me back the time.

i was at a TEMPLE DOING QING MING FESTIVAL PD!

and like whattheheck is qing ming festival?!?! i dont even know what is qing ming festival?!

and there were only 2 of us. being the bored people that we were. we camwhored like crazy but since i look like a absolute retard and everything. i shall only post 1 picture where i look the most decent. to show off my glamorous-ness.

it was like SO not worth it waking at 6 in the morning on a SUNDAY, walking through amk hub interchange in SJ full-u. waiting at the pickup point for 15 minutes cos the driver was late. JUST SO THAT I COULD GO TO A TEMPLE AND ROT MY ASS OFF. WOW.

moral of the story: always find out what pd you are doing before you act the kind soul and sign up.

Movie: Hotel for Dogs

2009-03-19T20:04:00.007+08:00

went to mug with claudia today :D and YES, i did do my homework. though not really, cos i havent really finished my geog graded cos left one question but i already have the answer for that question so nevermind.

then went to watch HOTEL FOR DOGS. typical kiddo show. like its those happy happy shows which in between would have the sad sad parts, then it would become happy again. like house bunny like that.

and ROMEO & JULIET are DAMMIT FUNNAYYE! they were like kissing. imagine a poodle and a chihuahua kissing. kind of..... WEIRD.

next up....... CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC & 17 AGAIN

Movie: Race to Witch Mountain

2009-03-18T20:51:00.006+08:00

it was DAMN awesome. :D sarah is like so dang cool. she can control things with her mind! and read your thoughts! which is so funny! :D seth is cool too, he can pass through objects. WHOAHHHHH! anyway, its like a MUST WATCH. must watch as in the sense of if-you-dont-watch-you-are-a-big-fat-loser kind of thing. :D

Jack: Where to?

Sarah: We'll must travel in that direction.

Jack: I need something more than that direction.

Seth: Latitude 40.5

Jack: We're just gonna stick with that direction.

Sarah: My brother and I, are not from your planet.

Jack: Whoa, you don't look like aliens.

Sarah: What does an alien look like?

Jack: You know what aliens look like. They are like little green people with antennas that go "Take me to your leader, earthlings"

Sarah(to the dog): We appreciate your understanding.

Jack: Whoa, she talks to dogs? Of course she does.

Jack: Are you sure you know how to fly this thing(UFO)?

Seth: Of course, how do you think we got here?

Jack: Well, you crashed. Remember?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Here I Am

2009-03-17T13:29:00.005+08:00

This is a crazy world
These can be lonely times
It's hard to know who's on your side
Most of the time

Who can you really trust
Who do you really know
Is there anybody out there
Who can make you feel less alone
Some times you just can't make it on your own

If you need a place where you can run
If you need a shoulder to cry on
I'll always be your friend

When you need some shelter from the rain
When you need a healer for your pain
I will be there time and time again
When you need someone to love you
Here I am, hmmm

If you have broken dreams
Just lay them all on me
I'll be the one who understands
So take my hand

If you reach emptyness
You know I'll do my best
To fill you up with all the love
That I can show someone
I promise you you'll never walk alone

Well if you need a place where you can run
If you need a shoulder to cry on
I'll always be your friend

When you need some shelter from the rain
When you need a healer for your pain
I will be there time and time again
When you need someone to love you
Here I am, oooo

Everybody needs somebody who
keep a heart and soul in two

Well if you need a place where you can run
If you need a shoulder to cry on
I'll always be your friend

When you need some shelter from the rain
When you need a healer for your pain
I will be there time and time again
When you need someone to love you
Here I am, Here I am

I'M GONNA SMILE BECAUSE I DESERVE TO.

its not worth it.

Zone Comp 2009

2009-03-16T13:48:00.005+08:00

comp was yesterday, and we OWNED!

IT WAS SUCH A SPECTACULAR WIN! :D
CONGRATS TO NC5, NC8, NA3!
jumping around like such a unglam chimpanzee was worth it! :D
getting back the challenge shield was so damn pretty awesome!

our trophy has been returned to where it rightfully belongs.

"when st nicks is at its best, no one comes close."

no one indeed, no one.

~~1 down, 1 more to go.~~

scared scared!

2009-03-14T21:50:00.003+08:00

tomorrow's the big day. no room for mistakes.
can't afford to disappoint.

eyes on the prize baby, eyes on the prize.

Soccer. Eh?

2009-03-13T22:03:00.005+08:00

ouch. the face.

daddy's back from china! :D YAYYAYYAY! and we were talking about soccer. not like international soccer which is so pro like EPL and the spanish thing. we were talking about.......... SINGAPORE SOCCER! YEOS S LEAGUE!!!! hahahaha.

we were counting how many non singaporeans were there. and how many african american players were there. not that we're racist. but cos they were pro-er than the singaporean blah players. HAHA. and he said HOME UNITED HAVE ALOT. but GOMBAK UNITED HAVE ALOT ALSO!!!!! okaayyyyyyyye, i know its damn lame. but that's what bored and retarded people do when there's no better show to watch on TV and we have to result in watching SINGAPORE soccer.

its the end of making fun of gay shitzos and laughing my ass off.
its the start of comp. pressure.

Sorry, I'm not gay.

2009-03-12T21:55:00.005+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. saw this on charyl's blog and it was so retarded that i laughed for 5 minutes straight and decided i HAD to post it so that i can laugh at it in the future. :D and whatever guy is holding that thing, its not a personal attack. its just so damn FUNNAYE!

it was for mrs cheong farewell assembly. which rocks like XAMAGA! cos like 3UNITY is so just AWESOME and ENTHUS and we were cheering and screaming away and STOOD UP to support XINLING's performance which was so damn COOL and that later other classes copy us and stand up! we just rock your socks and your toes and everything! :D

and when that RETARDED THING was turned to the behind classes, our class, went NO!!!! HAHAHA. which was just SO DAMN RETARDED. cos they kept doing that like SO MANY GAZILLION TIMES that we just kept going NO!!!! even during performances. but it was meant for MRS CHEONG.

"By the second performance I was already going to cry, but I turned and saw people proposing to me, I couldn't help but giggle." -Mrs Cheong

TODAY WAS SO RETARDED! LAUGHED TILL STOMACH PAIN CAN! :D

Bomb Shelter

2009-03-09T18:19:00.004+08:00

i feel like a bomb shelter. there's this HUMONGOUS earthquake/ hurricane/ tornado/ typhoon/ tsunami/ or whatever super duper huge disaster or whatever shit which is ongoing and yet i dont feel at all. not one single bit. awesome huh.

inhuman. just like superman.

maybe some day i would find my green kryptonite and feel again.

Twirl Candle Twirl!

2009-03-06T21:40:00.004+08:00

oooooooooohhhhhh, CANDLE LIGHT. so COOLIOS TTM! :D. the light is like SPINNING. WOAHHHHHH! ROUND AND ROUND! WHOOOOSH!

ok, this blog has been dead for like XAMAGA LONG. but i have not been using the com for like FOREVER. cos ive been a nerd and been mugging. YES, i have been mugging. HAHAHA. im so turning into a nerd manzxzxzxzx. :D

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching.

Rain! Pitter Patter Pitter Patter!

2009-02-25T16:10:00.004+08:00

its raining, its pouring! omg the sky is WHITE. like WHITE WHITE WHITE! i cant even see far! and there's lightning! and thunder! SCARRRRRRRRRRRY!

and i want to play with elmo! ok, wait. hes in my cupboard! HAHAHAHAHA. :D ive got 3 letters to write and a stooooopid physics test. BLAH. light, go reflect somewhere else other than on me manzxzxzxzxzx.

Quiz

2009-02-21T22:04:00.005+08:00

im like really really super duper bored and i just so happened to think of sneakers for some weird absurd reason which i cant explain and so i have decided to do a quiz. YAY.

Rules:

It's harder than it looks!
Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag 20 people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
They have to be real...nothing made up!If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

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1. What is your name : Jia Xian
2. A four letter word : Join?
3. A boy's name : James
4. A girl's name : Jane
5. An occupation : Jumper!
6. A color : J....... is there even a colour starting with J?
7. Something you'll wear : Jumpsuit.
9. Food : Jelly!
10. Something found in the bathroom: Juicy Fruity Soap? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. OMG
11. A place : Jerusalem
12. A reason for being late : Just overslept.
13. Something you'd shout : JAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! hahahaha. ok not really.
14. A movie title : Jack and the Beanstalk(ok, its a movie! HAHAHA)
15. Something you drink : Juice
16. A musical group : J... cant be bothered to think
17. An animal : Joey!
18. A street name : Jalan Besar! HAHAHA. the wanton mee there is nice! ok, random.
19. A type of car : Jaguar?
20 . A title of a song : Just So You Know

this quiz is so hard! but whatever.

Random

2009-02-20T22:32:00.004+08:00

jump to the moon, the stars and the sun!

~~some things just cant be corrected. not now, not ever. its too late to start again.~~

Valentine's Day '09

2009-02-14T19:17:00.004+08:00

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ALL!

i gave roses to daddy and mummy and a HUMONGOUS balloon to my sister!

cos i felt in the VALENTINE DAY mood.

so sorry beanz, none for you. AWWWWWW! anyway you guys got your own bf what! :O

and there were people giving free hugs today!

and being the retarded people that we are(sophia, me, claudia, cabby)

we went to go hug! so cute right! :D

although i bet all of them were thinking that the woman was SOMEBODY else! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

POC Pt 2

2009-02-08T14:55:00.004+08:00

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!

ok, i look awfully unglam in those two pictures because of my very unglam leg position.

and there's still the scandalous picture yo!

but i shall be nice and not upload it. :D

POC

2009-02-08T12:25:00.004+08:00

POC. glad to know i passed bn huh. but the parade was so retarded as i was like freakingly standing in front of the white badge and had nobody to talk to cos like i was like amongst the guys and they obviously talk among themselves. it sucks being so tall manzxzxzx.

night programme was so full of scandalzxzxzxzx. -hints to claudia seah- but i was damn bloody tired and irritated and blah and whatever to actually high myself up so night programme to me was like blah. i dont even remember like most of the things that happened.

It's oh so quiet.

2009-02-05T21:05:00.004+08:00

changing seating arrangements. blah. i want to change back to next term and sit at the back!

everyone around me is like so quiet man. oh manzxzxzx. howhowhow? like so dead. blah.

POC is like in 2 days manzxzxzx. scared scared. HAHAHAHA.

Happy Birthday Wong!

2009-02-04T21:58:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WONG JIA JIA! :D

haha, this is like the 2nd year where i like totally forgot her birthday on her birthday and wished her the day after her birthday thinking that its her birthday! :D

hahahaha. i feel so cool manzxzxzxzxzxzx!

next year going to be the 3rd year? :D

mabel tan's irritating phrase

"you all must do cos mabel is going to china already."

damn lameooooooooooooo. pok-a-doo!

and i had to collect her geog notes for her. im so nice to her. :D

Happy Birthday Claudia!

2009-01-31T13:57:00.004+08:00

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY SEAH JIA LING CLAUDIA! THE SKINNIEST GREEDY PIG I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE! BLUE BEANZ!

Surprise at Vivocity

2009-01-30T21:59:00.004+08:00

A FEW LITTLE PRETTY PICTURES FROM THE SURPRISE! :D

spongebobs plus THE CLAUDIA.

U is spoiler. gosh my english manzxzxzxzx.

(:

"OMG! WHAT IS IT?!"

haha. i amaze myself at taking the last picture which is like the best picture of all time! :D
its the PICTURE OF THE DAY!
other than the RING PICTURE!

claudia's bday surprise at VIVO! :D
that pok is so blur and blah and whatever. she thought i was yorklyn, and smiled at me. then realised that i wasnt. so she turn away. and she thought it was COINCIDENTAL that i met her. :D gullible yozzzz.
and the puzzles ah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

QUOTES OF THE DAY!
"_____ likes claudia not for being an oic, but for who she really is."

"Hong gi is claudia's life, but _______ is claudia's life purpose."

I FEEL SO GOOD AT MAKING QUOTES. BETTER THAN CLAUDIA SEAH. :D NEHNHEPOK!

Gayness!

2009-01-25T17:42:00.004+08:00

guess who has purple slippers and you dont? :D :D :D HAHAHAHAHAHA. okayye, im like going a little high over the fact that i have purple slippers! :D PURPLE!

and there are like so MANY MANY MANY things which i still want to buy! but have resisted the temptation of doing so cos i need to save up and buy my HANDPHONE! so i shall like SAVE ALL MY ANG PAO MONEY and pray that everybody gives me ALOT ALOT ALOT! then i can hurry up buy my phone! and save up some more money to buy MORE THINGS! :D like the PRETTY YELLOW COLOUR SHORTS AND THE PURPLE SHORTS! :D

hahahahaha. im like having a fetish over BRIGHT BRIGHT COLOURS NOW! :D i feel so kindergarten now!

CNY Celebrations.

2009-01-23T21:14:00.004+08:00

today was a HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DAY! :D see the smile on the toe? :D reminds me of sec one where i like to draw on my leg and hand. HAHAHAHA. :D

LION DANCE WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT! >:( unpro lion dancers. make me so happy for nothing! poot! ):

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTHER!

2009-01-21T21:26:00.005+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTHERZXZXZXZXZXZX! YOU ARE FIFTEEN!!! THE OLDEST AMONG THE BEANZ!

the surprise was like semi-failed. but the cake was nice! the swiss roll was NICE! unlike claudia seah's constant disapproval. MUST TRUST MY TASTE MAH. YAMMY KNOW WHAT IS NICE TO EAT ONE CAN.

and i cannot believed that esther thought the present was a HAMSTER! HAHAHAHAHA. she was being OH SO CAREFUL with it when i like threw it in the air and it just turned 360. of course she wasnt around lah. :D i feel so proud of myself!

3 tests today. blah. 1 more tomorrow.

SLEEEEEEPY! zzzzzzz

2009-01-16T22:00:00.004+08:00

today was such a tiring & unlucky day! lets see ya, i like totally forgot to bring my nametag, so i had to borrow from olivia. and then later, i realised i forgot to bring my sj tee and started to freak out like CRAZZAYYE!! lucky i could borrow from jemie! :D her shirt according to her is "BIG BIG!" hahahahaha. im so tired now im going to plonk down to bed and sleep NOW!

The way of Nerdism

2009-01-14T17:34:00.004+08:00

hohoho. i feel so nerdy now as a sec3. im like actually doing my homework and listening to teachers when they teach and actually quite enthu in answering questions! :O omg, soon, you will see yam jia xian pinning up her fringe, buttoning up her blouse, putting her belt VERY VERY VERY high, her pinafore length would be at her ankles, and her socks would be pulled so high that they look like the hockey socks. :O IMAGINE THAT! :D but thats not gonna happen for quite some time. :D at least i think so...... :/

and i feel so smart that im helping people from triple science do their maths question. -proceeds to breathe in all the glory before being snapped back to reality that im not a triple science student- hahahah. i feel so smart. and so geek. and soon, i will be coming up with mathematical theories like I = P/√3(Vl cos(f)) or I = P/3(Vp cos(f))... hahahaha. actually i dont know what that is at all. just trying to ~~act~~ be pro.

"It's time to burst the ego bubbles"

2009-01-12T17:56:00.007+08:00

"IT'S TIME TO BURST THE EGO BUBBLES"

hahahahaha. my new motto! :D yupp. burst the ego bubbles. while protecting my own that is. :D past 2 days were spent on ~~gossiping~~ stating facts with various various people. i did my chinese homework! :D i feel so proud of myself.

~~its not too late yet.~~

~~but who's willing to take the first step?~~

~~cos once you go, things would never be the same.~~

~~but if we dont, things would just get worse.~~

~~and then it would be impossible to turn back time.~~

CCA Fair '09

2009-01-10T18:49:00.004+08:00

today was CCA fair! :D stretcher drill make my hands have blisters! ): and X SPEAKS THE MUSICA! was like super super super retarded ttm! and had some talking and thinking. and now im very confused cos sophia keeps brainwashing me with her words and confuse me just when i decide to stick with my decision. so now its like so blah. but yeah, at least her words makes sense ya. but its still so weird. and sophia has a love of her life! and claudia wants someone! HAHAHAHAHA. :D im sunburnt! ): im like red and my neck is dammit brown while my body is like white man. zzzzzzzzzzz. :/

SLEEEEEEEEP!!!!!

2009-01-06T19:16:00.004+08:00

its only the 3rd day of school and im already like feeling damn tired during lessons. wonder what its like when it reaches the end of year man. its always so weird that how at the start everyone is so hyped up and stuff and at the end it just dies down and i just sleep the whole day.

bla. my ic picture looks damn disgusting. and my school bag owns yours. hahaha. :D

BOREDOMMMMMMM!

2009-01-03T20:11:00.003+08:00

NYDC cheesecake! :D

today is just plain B.O.R.I.N.G. while everyone's at gardens having camp echo i was stuck at home doing homework. yes, homework. i cant believe i actually did. especially since i was MATHS. yes, yamjiaxian doing maths homework. something not really believable. but yes i did. and i did it while listening to britney spears and ABBA. hawhawhaw. ABBA yes ABBA. reminds me on the time of mamma mia. LOL.

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

2009-01-02T23:06:00.004+08:00

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! :D

ZOMG, i feel so primary one can! like so NOOB. blahblahblah.

but today was fun, but just to sum up in a few points. (:

im pure geog leader which is so -.- leeguixian is so going to die for snatching my phone and running around the canteen with it especially when clau seah was on call. my ic photo....dont even want to think about it. i almost died eating curry, sniffling, tearing, you get the picture, total unglamness. and i feel like a pig, eating nasi briyani THEN eating curry. blablabla. im more pig then seah already! :O went to popular and sat on the floor while they were choosing files, and saw darrick chew from bn and all of us went "oh my god". LOL

SOOOOO thats my first day of school! :D YAY! lets just hope the rest of the year would be SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE. btw, my favourite superhero is powerpuff girl. :D

Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay

2008-12-30T12:51:00.002+08:00

Which Backstreet Boy is Gay

HAWHAWHAW! CLAU SEAH. YOUR BSB EH! :D

Yeah
we are one fire,
we have desires,
but one is that way,
one backstreet boy is gay,
but we don't want to be mean
since now he's a queen
don't ask please
which back street boy is gay,
tell me who?
ain't saying that its AJ,
tell me who?
ain't saying that it Howie
tell me who,
i never wanna hear you say,
which Backstreet boy is gay

now i can see him,
he's in womens clothes,
but he don't need an IUD, yeah
he likes Village People,
he's playing croquet,
his dog is a pekinese

he is on fire,
his back, perspires
won't say, won't say won't say,
WHO'S GAY?!

he's always saying,
ain't nothing but a butt ache
ain't nothing but a fruit cake
i never wanna hear you say (i don't wanna hear you say)
which one of us is gay,
tell me who?
ain't saying that it's Brian,
WHY tell me who?
ain't saying Nick or Kevin,
tell me who,
he's baking up a souffle,
which backstreet boy is gay....

OK we're ALL gay

BEANZ!

2008-12-28T21:06:00.003+08:00

BEANZXZXZX!

omg, we look like SERIOUSLY RETARDED.

and sophia lin looks like the girl from MONSTER INC. HAWHAWHAW!

I LOVE THE BEAR :D

Christmas!

2008-12-25T18:42:00.003+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

YES! ITS CHRISTMAS.

and i spent my day.... seeing the doctor. :/

cos ive got this freaking XAMAGA lump at my ear lobe so i went to see the doctor.

which means i missed christmas service and stuff. ):

and i have a STALKER on christmas. :O

she will stalk me EVERY CHRISTMAS.

its a tradition. HAHAHAHAHA. :D

so RETARDED can. LOL.

VENOM!

2008-12-24T21:33:00.003+08:00

VENOM GROUP FLAG! :D

so pretty and chio. it owns the others lah. like TOTALLY.

cos its mine what. haha. :D

bbq and sleepover had been a BLAST! :D

tying 2 ponytails. :O and totally being spastic and camwhoring. :D

pictures another time. :D

Mr Teoh's message

2008-12-22T22:31:00.003+08:00

hahaha. i think you can tell that im very bored cos i post like what, 3 times today? but whatever. not my fault that im bored. so anyway, this pic is what mr teoh dedicated JUST FOR 2W! haha.

so anyway, if cannot see, i shall type out what he writes. :D

dear ladies of 2W 2008

hi, thanx for giving me an opportunity to serve you in semester2.

thanx mostly for the good times that we shared together in class and it's nice knowing you.

i wish you good health, joy, prosperity and success in all your future endeavours.

Best wishes and may God's blessing shower upon you always.

Have a blessed Christmas and a joyful New Year 2009!

love always =)

BORED BORED!

2008-12-22T15:21:00.003+08:00

im damn utterly bored so therefore i shall do the thingo which was on yumin's blog cos its damn retarded.

Y- One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for.(haha. DUH. im the best what)
A- You like to curse alot(does whattheshyte, whatthegay count?)
M-one to have fun(im not a nerd poot)

J- Everyone loves you.(haha. DUH. who doesnt? :O)
I- You have a fine ass(haha thanks.)
A- You like to curse alot(again? wow.)

X- You never let people tell you what to do.(who does man?)
I- You have a fine ass(HAHAHA. WOW. MY ASS IS FINE. thankyouverymuch)
A- You like to curse alot(HAHAHA. AGAIN?! ok lah, i do curse. LOL)
N- You are dead sexy.(YEAH. just look at campfire item! :O)

A- You like to curse alot
B- You like people.
C- You are wild and crazy.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
E- Damn good kisser.
F- People adore you.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality and looks.
I- You have a fine ass
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You are really silly.
L- you live to have fun.
M-one to have fun
N- You are dead sexy.
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Fcukin Crazy
S- Easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You really like to chill.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for.
Z- Always ready

hahaha. so retarded. at least i dont have a O in my name. :O LOL.

BNCO

2008-12-22T11:52:00.004+08:00

BN's OVER!

think can see from the big smiley face ya. haha. :D

but anyway, bn's been a BLAST. :D had been able to meet new people. and found out that most of them are quite retarded. and they retarded with me. :D hike was cool. imagine walking for like 5 hours. almost died can. pt was too very tiring. but glad that i made it. :D campfire item was like COOLIOS TTM! and people cheered for me when i acted TYRA BANKS aka doing the catwalk! it was so erm... PAISEH can. haha. LOL. our group had only 4 people doing campfire item while the rest had like 10+ people? like whatthegay? games were totally cool. i was blindfolded and only knew that claudia was around me cos her hand was damn bloody skinny! HAHAHA. wet games were like damn funny! our cheer was damn random cos guys come up with random cheers. LOL. i was made to lean on someone's shoulder! :O being blindfolded and led by someone saying words which were like weird was damn funny! cos we were in "KUKU LAND". but managed to get out of there first. :D and then realising that some guy knows my name but insists on calling me 2nd DAY COURSE IC and decided to call him 3rd DAY CAMP COURSE IC just for kicks. HAHAHAHA. debriefing was damn funny! and admitting that through the whole camp i only bathed once was damn paiseh can. and practically cheering once we were out of the school after camp! and being high with the other campers at the busstop and probably being thought as crazy by other people. :D OH OH OH. and the damn funky cheer we had for the chairperson! haha.

anyway, camp was DAMN FUN! :D

ONE ZONE ONE VISION! <3

BN CAMP! soon.

2008-12-17T10:56:00.003+08:00

21 hours and 3 minutes to camp.

oh the horror! blah. whatever.

why should i be complaining? at least im not course ic or group ic(for now).

meeting up with group and indigo to discuss campfire item later.

lets just hope its cool and fun and not LENG CHANG. -reminded of dtc 07 campfire-

anyway, my sis and mum are going to pangseh me and my dad to watch yes man.

well, more like my dad cos i will be sleeping REALLY early to get ready for camp.

and WHY DID I TURN DOWN THE OFFER OF A FREE MOVIE + DINNER?

damn. now i want to watch a movie.

havent watched one since 25 nov. which was the day before dtc.

well, at least after camp ive got bbq and christmas party! :D

and i shall constantly remind myself during to not die so that i can go to those. :D

why am i so optimistic and so nice to my sister? feels weird. :/

YES MAN. you suck cos im not watching you. pfft! :P

i feel childish. -.-

PD at Toa Payoh CC

2008-12-14T19:09:00.003+08:00

squad PD! :D

our first official squad pic!

ok lah, it was quite long ago. but whatever. i abit lag.

ok, BN exam is O.V.E.R! so lets just hope i pass ya?

and everyone likes my CHAO FAN!

especially claudiaseahjialing that big fat greedy pok who whole day take my food!

ok, maybe shes not fat but WHATEVER.

4 days to BN CAMP!

WHEEEEE! FAT VEGGIES GOOD FTW! :D

It's O.V.E.R!

2008-12-09T19:24:00.003+08:00

BN course is over.
and my job as course ic is done too.
cheok, you owe me big time.

somehow, course wasnt as scary/retarded as i expected.
yes, there were damn alot of retarded moments and quotes there.
i think bn peeps know right?

NC3 FTW!

2008-11-28T17:09:00.003+08:00

nc3! :D

dtc over. minicomp over.

won the most energetic group. :/ and i was like damn sleep can.

yanyi take my most sunshine group! unfair! ):

and the funniest comment ever...

"Leader the voice very TLC, but the face the same one."

OMG! MADE THE WHOLE ROOM LAUGH!
SO EMBARASSING!

TLC is Tender Loving Care.

ME? TENDER LOVING CARE?

WHATTHEHECK. and my face does not coordinate with my voice. LOL.

GREAT JOB TO ESTHER, MABEL AND SOPHIA!

YOU GUYS DESERVE TOP3! :D

next up, BN!

DIE DIE!

Movie: Beverly Hills Chihuahua

2008-11-25T20:32:00.004+08:00

watched with yumin today. :D
must enjoy this movie before going off to camp tomorrow.

cos it will be 3 days 2 nights without my phone, bed, comp, tv!

and the show is like SUPER DUPER RETARDED!

i didnt know that dogs could too be bimbos. haha. :D

It's gonna be a bump ride

2008-11-21T21:43:00.004+08:00

I FINALLY UPDATE! RAISE YOUR HANDS AND REJOICE!

5 more days to minicomp.

and everyone is starting to feel scared other than me.

whatever. i doubt i will make it to zcomp anyway. blah.

Ding, Dong, Ditch!

2008-11-10T18:47:00.004+08:00

was reading shennel's blog.

and started laughing like siao when i read what we tried to do at kim's house.

i tell you its damn funny lah.

we(me, nel, deb) were outside's kim's house.

and we decided to ding dong ditch kim.

shennel stood downstairs, and debbie went up.

and i went up after debbie.

and this was what was heard....

DINGDONG......

PIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAK

PIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAK

PIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAK

we are SO GOOD at ding dong ditch.

we are just PROS man. :D

ok lah. the baby pic has like no link with what happen other than its laughing.

i dont know, i just had this urge of putting baby's picture lah.

PAEDOPHILE ALERT! :O

It's just so boring.

2008-11-05T21:18:00.003+08:00

hamilton!

whatever lah, i not a big fan of F1.

but yea, hes quite good looking.

and the biceps are humongous man!

OBAMA! haha.

U.S. president. hes good looking for his age ah.

today's bridge games were pure ownage. :D

YF BBQ!

2008-11-04T19:06:00.003+08:00

YF BBQ! (:

christina, sulin, me

save the food christina!

LOOK AT THE COLOURFUL KEBABS!

-draw people attention from my so glamorous face-

people cannot be selfish! must share the limelight with the kebab.

PEEKTURES!

2008-11-03T21:15:00.002+08:00

hohoho.

i just realised that camwhoring is actually a part of training. :D

church today was coolios. :D

guess whos my gay partner?

ZHAO PIANZX!

2008-10-31T22:29:00.004+08:00

hahas. why the sad face?

omg! i totally didnt know that they were taking that pic lah.

guess who initiated the pose ya?

speak, hear, no evil and dont know what crap lah.

sohpia stop acting pok

this is the most glam picture in my whole life. :D

for once in mabel's life, she actually can look down on us.

and sophia lin that pok made me say this:

SOPHIA IS THE CUTEST IN ALL THE PICTURES!

Movie: HSM3

2008-10-25T14:16:00.002+08:00

watched HSM3:SENIOR YEAR with yumin! :D

ok lah, it was not bad. though plot was damn expected.

other than the whole theatre being practically filled with little kids who clapped after the movie.

like whatthecrap.

KIRO-KIRO-KIRO PI!

2008-10-22T08:51:00.003+08:00

ZHAO PIANS!!!!! :D

KIRO-KIRO-KIRO-PI IS SO CUTE!!! <3 href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Dsm8fw9S5_I/SP55fgPzBiI/AAAAAAAAAlY/jLcC2F6Yo6I/s1600-h/DSC03398.JPG">

the brilliant artists who did it. :D

prize presentation to pass to nga the idiot!

look how happy she is!

the photo which nga thinks is damn nice but is so not.

Exam Results

2008-10-16T22:07:00.003+08:00

exams results are out!

ok lah, not bad. not good enough to go trip science i think.

but who knows. so many people failed science or maths.

so might still have chance. lol

maths-A1 87

geography-A2 73

english-B3 68

science-B3 65

e.lit-C5 56

chinese-C6 54

history-C6 52

ok lah. abit like kanasai. but whatever.

like im so going to drop elit.

how can i spend 2 years going like

"ROMEO,ROMEO, where for art thou ROMEO?"

MY BIRTHDAY!

2008-10-08T00:07:00.003+08:00

HOHOHO! :B

guess who was turned 14 on 061094!

so obvious can. its like ME! :D

oh yes! i sort of kind of forgot that it was my birthday when i woke up

until i checked my phone and saw the smses. :D

im so forgetful can. :D

haha. mabel's octopus/bunny was abused by debbie.

cos debbie was going high and saying it was MUTATED.

and wongjiajia the fatass thought my birthday was on 1610.

she damn close. 10 days difference only.

loser ah that one.

Bowling

2008-10-04T20:42:00.003+08:00

went bowling with yexin, wanyi, guixian, sarah and maryanne yesterday!

and guess what! we are not that bad eh! :D

and i managed to tyco and get 2 strikes! :D YAY!

yexin and wanyi, purposely want to pose for picture lol.

sarah! why so shy one you!

wheee! its ME! i look pro can! :D

sarah! WHY SO SAD! LONGANG WONT DIE ONE!

the scores!

A: guixian

B: maryanne

C: yexin

D: wanyi

E: sarah

F: ME!

and i got the damn second highest! :D

watched EAGLE EYE with sarah and guixian today.

quite nice. :D

2 more papers to go! :D

Badminton

2008-09-29T18:14:00.003+08:00

played badminton after exam to DESTRESS.

ok fine, i wasnt even stressed in the first place but whatever.

though not so pro and jump so damn bloody high like lin dan.

and where is the shuttlecock? i dont see it. so he jump so high for nothing one leh.

damn lame can. lol. :D

MOK is just like HILARIOUS CAN.

mok:"JIAXIAN IS THE BOMB!"

jiaxian:"when was i a bomb?"

mok:"JIAXIAN IS THE BOMB OF ME!"

jiaxian:"walao, you damn lame can" -gives her the diao face-

MOK AND JIAXIAN'S TEAM STRATEGY: BE USEFUL

its so much better than maryanne and yexin one. discuss so long.

went to eat JACK'S PLACE

eat until damn damn happy and damn damn full. :D

and they play birthday song like all over the place if its your birthday.

so cool can. but so paiseh.

so therefore i shall stay at home and SLEEP on my birthday so that i wont feel so paiseh. :D

omg, i rock to the max can. :D

The Oscars

2008-09-28T23:03:00.003+08:00

ACTORS:

LEE GUI XIAN

YAM JIA XIAN

ONG WEI YUN

LEE QIAN YI

CAMERA CREW:

TEO MEI QI

AND SPECIAL GUEST:

SARAH TAN/ or known as SARAHAIYA acting as SARAH THE LOSER

AND NOW... THE MOVIE PREMIERE OF SARAH THE LOSER!!!! :D

DIRECTOR'S CUT

EDITOR'S CUT

FINAL PRODUCT!

wasn't that movie just simply wonderful?

DISCLAIMER

ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS MOVIE ARE PURELY FICTIONAL

ANYTHING SIMILARITY TO REAL LIFE IS JUST PURE COINCIDENCE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YANYI!

2008-09-27T21:15:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YANYI!!! :D

HOHOHO! THIS PICTURE IS SO CUTE YO! :D

went to study with nga and guixian.

then decided to go and watch THE HOUSE BUNNY.

it is DAMN DAMN FUNNAYE! :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cabby!

2008-09-21T12:22:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CABBY!!!! :D

ok fine, her birthday was yesterday.

but i was so tired from the party i practically konked out on my bed.

HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY!

AND STAY SEXY! :D

Happy Birthday Yumin & Yexin!

2008-09-13T21:24:00.005+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUMIN!

and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEXIN!

was SUPPOSED to go study with guixian today.

but in the end ended up watching 2 movies.

BABYLON A.D. was not bad.

though i almost fell asleep at some parts.

then went to watch MAMMA MIA.

quite funny.

all the songs made me laugh like CRAZY! :D

Rainbow!

2008-09-12T20:28:00.005+08:00

saw a RAINBOW today during ASSEMBLY! :D

so cool can! the whole school was cheering cos they saw a RAINBOW.

lol. we are weird. but who cares?

CHOO's IN TOURISM!

seems kind of weird seeing your form teacher on the news.

2wisdom will never be the same again.

Mvoei: Make It Happen

2008-09-09T21:50:00.003+08:00

went to buy presents for yexin and sarah with nga and guixian. :D

we buy PRETTY PRESENTS!!! :D

then went to watch MAKE IT HAPPEN!

then the STUPID nga wanyi everything also dont understand.
always ask question one.
NEXT TIME DONT WANT WATCH MOVIE WITH HER!

cannot enjoy my movie. hmph. >:(

so happy cos ms lin praised my art! :D
though i still hate art ttm, but whatever! :D

Happy Birthday Sarah!

2008-09-08T19:53:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!!!

haha. i look unglam here.

but for the sake of putting sarah's damn cute face i shall do that. :D

outreach was FUN ttm! :D

~~we trafficked drugs.~~ :O

the casino turned to a charity donation. cos we thrashed the place.

crawling on all fours and having to hold someone's ankle is just plain torturous. especially when a big guy is in front moving like damn bloody fast.

maths practice paper was so not like an exam.

like whatthecrap. which exams actually let you talk and go around asking people how to do. but whatever.

and when i thought that today was science practice paper, it was actually maths. got laughed at by all the stupid people. gah! ~~im going to emo now and slash my wrists.~~ :O

PICTURES!

2008-09-05T13:08:00.010+08:00

ZHAO PIANX! :D

SPONGEBOBS!!!

why do i look abit BOTAK?

EVERYBODY

LOVES

YAMMY!!!!

SLEEEPING CABBY!!! :D

CABS & ESTHER!

"YOU TAKE ME I TAKE YOU AH!"

CLAUDIA and some random pig called SOPHIA. :O

"TIME TO EAT!!!"

SOPHIA! stop acting CUTE!!!

SILOSO with 2 WEETARDS!!!

unglam. stop. looking.

WHY SO SERIOUS?

SILOSO. in case you cant see.

i LOOK SO WHITE!

O!!!

POOL

SKILLS

ROCKS

!!!

"WANT FIGHT IS IT?!"

CRAZY POK! fight with the wall.

-proceeds to call IMH-

im G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S!

i told y ou i was GLAM.

ACT PRO.

cannot shoot one lor.

let the pro show you how its done.

can you dont GEIKIANG?

FINALLY you listen to the PRO.

ARMY MARKET!!!

LOLLIPOP STICKS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!

STOP TAKING ME YOU STALKER!

Happy Birthday Weiyun!

2008-09-03T12:25:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIYUN! :D

you must grow taller and look down on me! haha. :D

here's the chipmunk version of HAPPY BIRTHDAY for you.

hahas. :D

Movie: Wall-E

2008-09-02T14:15:00.003+08:00

watched WALLE yesterday night. :D

sophia's bro is damn funny can! :D

BABA is a SUSPICIOUS ARTICLE! :D

watched TAKING 5 today.

cos i was damn bored and i was listening to click 5 song.

but whatever.

not bad lah. quite funny. :D

BOBBLEHEAD!!!! :D

Teachers' Day Celebration

2008-08-29T22:22:00.003+08:00

had TEACHER'S DAY celebration.

quite sian. kena ABUSED by the STUPID LEE GUI XIAN!!!

bought spongebob shirt with sophia, claudia, yumin, cabs, mabel, esther.

damn bloody cool. :D

can wear tomorrow after AGI when go for dinner.

like ZOMG! cool to the max. :D

Movie: Protege

2008-08-28T22:00:00.003+08:00

watched this during chinese period.

its like damn damn bloody cool can. :D

and im pissed off as you can see.

cos i got a freaking 70/100 for my maths test.

like whatthecrap, its like damn bloody low.

compared to the class and to my own standards.

this is like the LOWEST score i got for my maths in my whole freaking life.

its not a freaking A1!

cos my mind went totally blank during the test.

so i screwed up BIG BIG time.

gah! how to do EOY like this?

Nothing is Impossible

2008-08-27T22:02:00.004+08:00

"When someone says you can't do anything, it shows that anything is possible. When you put your mind to a certain thing, it can happen. The biggest thing is nothing is impossible. All it takes is imagination."
- Michael Phelps

like ZOMG! so cool can.
like why he so cool?
now hes like more than just some dude who can swim damn bloody fast and has hot body. but also a dude who has a brain and is really inspirational.

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

time to start mugging.

Movie: Journey To the Centre of the Earth

2008-08-26T18:36:00.003+08:00

i feel so HARDWORKING.

cos you know why?

i mugged for like 3 days in a row!

GO ME!!! :D

watched this today after mugging.

dunno why the cinema seat is like the 2 seat in between have no arm support.

i bet it was for those lovers.

damn uncomfortable can.

but the movie was nice. :D

crazy guixian wanted to watch another movie after watching that movie.

siao siao.

In commemoration of the Olympics

2008-08-25T21:31:00.003+08:00

OLYMPICS ARE LIKE OVER!!! ): -cue to cry-

oh well, but here are the MEMORIES. :D

MICHAEL PHELPS!

the greatest olympian of all time.

and my semi obsession which im over. :D

but hes still hot. -oogles at ABS-

USAIN BOLT!

the damn bloody fast dude who ran 9.69 and still had time to slow down.

like what his problem man. i cant run like 50 metres in that time.

FENG TIAN WEI!

my favourite out of the table tennis team. she damn bloody cute can. :D

STEPHANIE RICE!

probably the best looking of all the girl swimmers.

and her body not bad. not too muscular.

LIU XIANG!

so sad that he backed out last minute.

but oh well, he can take part next olympic. :D

thats all for BEIJING OLYMPICS 2008!

look forward to LONDON 2012! :D

The Historic Moment

2008-08-17T21:34:00.004+08:00

oh YAY!!! michael phelps got his 8th GOLD!!!
YAY!!! i was practically jumping when he was swimming and when he won. :D

bfa was erm... ok ok.
bandaging was amusing.
the person told me to tie broad fold bandage. and i tied.
and she said not tight enough. so i tie tighter.
putting like all my strength to pull the bandage cos claudia seah is like freakingishly thin.
and so like when i use all my strength, i tend to make it exaggerated.
so it was like REALLY exaggerated.
and guess what, wenxun maam laughed at me.

cpr was like freaking out.
cos the other judges were really harsh on the other people.
so i was damn damn scared i failed.
but guess what, mine was the nice judge. :D
and i blow never LOU FENG!!!
AHAHAH!!! i amaze myself! :D

and one other maam had the freaking exact same phone as me.
like WHATTHECRAP DEY.
and her handphone strap is like THE EXACT SAME COLOUR TYPE.
WHATTHECRAP!!!
and her name has a XIAN in it.
what a coincidence. GAH.

oh, singapore lost to china in table tennis.
why am i so not surprised?
whatever. they still get like $750 000.
they can go major shopping.

why am i typing like this. gah. stop reading.

Olympics!

2008-08-16T10:27:00.003+08:00

OLYMPICS!!!

and for like once in my life, i actually like watching it. :D

MICHAEL PHELPS!

yes, and he just won another race!

by like 0.01 second but whatever.

wheeee!

i feel so high today!

since i was like SO NOT high yesterday.

shall not elaborate on all the sad sad things which made me cry and make my eyes pain today. :D :D :D